Christopher Franklin

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I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. And add a shirtless fat boy chasing a duck by a highway to the list.

Elaine suspects her bf is gay when he's mysteriously busy during pride weekend. Kramer helps her investigate, ends up leading the parade.

A dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Later, he tells his wife about the dog. It makes her feel sad.

If your last name is Guv and you don't name your first-born Freshen Yordrink I don't know what you're doing with your life.

I got hacked again. Fudge

Game of Thrones: a show for those who can't deal with the sunny optimism of The Walking Dead.

You might be on drugs chuck

You'd be surprised how quickly you can finish a lobster dinner when you think you're being pulled over.

The first trick you learn in Criss Angel's magic kit is how to make your friends disappear.

The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream.

Greek yogurt is just normal yogurt that spent a semester studying in Greece and won't shut up about it now.

I'd die if survival depended on figuring out how to work someone else's microwave in less than 5 minutes and without panic weeping.

Dobry utrom.

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