But think of all of the poop and fart jokes that you'll miss out on. I'm subjected to at least 5 of those a day from my kids (and at least one from my husband).
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Oh but the memories...
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Oh Phil, this is HILARIOUS although I'm sure it was not hilarious to remove super adhering cement from your child's skin.
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Kind sir, children are greatly overrated. The love and joy they give is far outweighed by moments of fear and crisis. I absolutely love my kids, but I don’t have to like them.
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This is fiction.
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Can testify as a parent that it is really, really not.
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And I thought my kids were weird!

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Then who is going to hex your enemies?
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Elementary school daily occurrence. When I started teaching I scoffed at having to learn about blood-born pathogens.
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