She’s gonna hit him with “when your brain doesn’t work, trust your hands” on camera, and it’ll be glorious.
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Some day, Bean Dad is going to need her help with technology, or end of life care, and she will have her revenge.
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Shes 9 and doesn't know how to perform a YouTube search. He's setting her up for failure.
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Netflix, please greenlight this series.
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I am advocating for the new reality Series 'Banana Republicans' filmed on an Island far, far, away.
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Point to a lake and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, he eats you.
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This is the most concise and perfect take on Bean Dad ever.
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There is something endearing about Twitter where you can get up and scroll for just a few minutes and come across a random tweet mentioning “Bean Dad needing her help someday” AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT’S REFERRING TO AND WHY.
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“No one in this house is taking another breath until you figure out how to change your own oxygen canister.”
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