Power does not create monsters - it reveals them.
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Frank Underwood
@Frank_Underwood
Washington, D.C.Born November 5Joined January 2013
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The party’s over. The ride’s done.
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Some people run their course.
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There’s only being in, and then being out.
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You have to know how to finish.
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Life is a race between time and the secrets we keep, where legacy hangs in the balance.
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After all, we are nothing more or less than what we choose to reveal.
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Doubt is what you should be having.
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As if I can be washed clean of past sins.
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Billionaires chanting "Let me be free!"
#TaxCuts
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All you need is just one more vote than the other guy. twitter.com/andrespreneur/
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Democracy is so overrated.
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Please, @Frank_Underwood give some advice to @KRLS
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Commander-in-Chief advice: pick your battles.
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You know you can trust me.
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Tip: deal making does not equal policy making.
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Dr. Pepper. This explains everything.
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Sick and tired of reading about foreign governments exploiting our polarization for their own political gain. That’s my job, dammit!
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That is all.
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It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.
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If you feel the necessity of regularly parading your team before the cameras to declare how loyal they are to you, chances are they’re not.
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Oldest inductee in the Pathetic Excuses Hall of Fame: “There is nothing we can do.”
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Whenever I become discouraged, I think of how much more divided we can be. And I get back to the job.
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I don’t know but that deals like this might eventually lead to people holding government in low esteem… washingtonpost.com/politics/gop-h
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If we were to list the things you don't get, the midterms would be over before we're done.
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The thing I don't get here: why wouldn't Trump want to get to ththe bottom of a foreign power trying to influence our election? twitter.com/realdonaldtrum
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#Nambia, the undiscovered country from whose bourn
no traveler returns…
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You know, @Frank_Underwood has never once talked about the plight of the people of Nambia. Not. Even. Once. #Nambia
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You have so much to learn.
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Power is all about who gets forgiven. Who gets fresh starts.
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This from the Cathedral Heights metro station's own cam star.
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Yes, call them. Although, all they'll really do is recommend snuff porn. Frank and his staff get off when it comes to murder. twitter.com/Frank_Underwoo
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I never liked the smoke filled room style of politics. Too public.
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Did @Frank_Underwood have a comment on the ban? twitter.com/halfwheel/stat
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Turns out that timing is everything.
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Tomorrow: 'American Horror Story' returns for a seventh season @AHSFX #AHSCult (5 Sep)
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Also known as "International 'Shocked - shocked! - that there is gambling going on in here' Day."
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100 days away: International Anti-Corruption Day (9 Dec)
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Verily.
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Step aside, and I’ll show thee a president.
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Replying to @KendellWalters1 @lushdragon and @JohnJHarwood
Pence is the most transparently insincere toadie in the history of toadies. He should just have Frank Underwood printed on his nameplate.
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I'm just leaving this here.
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Tomorrow: National Waffle Day (24 Aug)
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If that son of a bitch gets a pardon before I do, I will be seriously perturbed.
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Trump Tells Aides He Has Decided to Remove Stephen Bannon nyti.ms/2v8kEl0
reality beyond imagination @Frank_Underwood
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Visca Barcelona!
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Viva Barcelona.
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Viva Barcelona.
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I PLAY the most loyal C.O.S ever and I can tell you now General, not even Doug Stamper sticks around after that shitshow.
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