My mother FOUND MY NECKLACE, which has been missing for weeks. When asked what she wanted as a reward, she claimed one of my packages of East Coast Girl Scout S'mores and scuttled away, cackling.
Replying to @seananmcguire
I'm sorry but when you describe her as scuttling I'm imagining your mother as some kind of crabtaur with a human torso on a crustacean base, holding your former cookies in her pincer-claws
11:34 PM - 17 May 2018
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