“Do you live in the area?”
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Not.... better??? More vague, but not better???pic.twitter.com/EZ0CHtGabS
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I said, “I guess???” Because WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY
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Him: “Well, I feel like I’ve seen you before.” Then he just stared at me. I stared back. Oh, that’s the end of his part of the convo? What am I supposed to do with that?”
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I say, “Probably not. I haven’t lived around here long.” Which was not a lie! Also: life does not prepare you for this exchange in any way. Why don’t we have handbooks for men.
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He raises his right hand up, as if he might want a hi-five, but realizes this is inappropriate, so it turns into a defunct wave, and says, “Well, hi, I’m [name].” And then he stepped towards me. And he waggled his eyebrows???
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This 100% went through my head.pic.twitter.com/QaQdAMWxx4
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I made the worst face—y’all know I can’t hide my expressions—and just said, “Yeah, no,” and just started speedwalking away.
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I looked back once. He was still staring at me.
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WELL, CANNOT EVER GO BSCK THERE AGAIN.




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