“YOU SMELL LIKE THE EVERGREEN TREES MY MOTHER HAD AT OUR CHILDHOOD HOME HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT BRADEN”pic.twitter.com/ytyvKJTR93
Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.
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“YOU SMELL LIKE THE EVERGREEN TREES MY MOTHER HAD AT OUR CHILDHOOD HOME HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT BRADEN”pic.twitter.com/ytyvKJTR93



As a longtime twitter friend of Lindsey, and as a reader of Foz’s books...this is a mindblowing convergence.
Hockey moves in mysterious ways
As Capitals fans, it’s mostly lazy plotting and telegraphed endings, tbh
I'm a Stars/Avs fan with Caps leanings, so Mood
well the good news is the Avs gave you a nice return on your emotional investment like 17 years ago
I can't hear you over the sound of Nathan Mackinnon winning the Hart Trophy
I mean, I'm feeling pretty confident? not that Kopitar and Hall haven't done great stuff this season, but considering where the Avs were at this time last year, Natemac is absolutely the MVP
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