The once and future douchebagpic.twitter.com/4HUdBSNEEu
Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.
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Gotta love a fight between a sentient rock and a cocaine owl.
Remember, kids - gambling is awesome!pic.twitter.com/8dkmDrcruz
Why does Nidoqueen have lizardboobspic.twitter.com/et8TbIv55E
Listen, I’m not saying “uncle” Ralph the fisherman is skeevy, but does he need to keep calling to tell me that he spends more time with his Goldeen than his kids or that he cheered up when a kid showed him his Pokeballs? LEARN SOME AGE-APPROPRIATE SHARING
OK no but really why are the only NPCs who ask for your phone number all GROWN-ASS MEN?? I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
...why does Electrode open each battle with a “How YOU doin’?” wink?pic.twitter.com/sN6ChUUTe1
Stickin his leggy out real farpic.twitter.com/5Vh9HDXQp4
Togepi and Igglybuff are the most millennial Pokémon in my party because they’re both in their 30s but can’t evolve because they’re not happy enough.
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