Kurt: Hey, I was going to go beat up this evil gang but I hurt my back. I know you’re 11 and we literally just met, but you should totally tag in for me.
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Gotta love a fight between a sentient rock and a cocaine owl.
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Remember, kids - gambling is awesome!pic.twitter.com/8dkmDrcruz
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Why does Nidoqueen have lizardboobspic.twitter.com/et8TbIv55E
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Listen, I’m not saying “uncle” Ralph the fisherman is skeevy, but does he need to keep calling to tell me that he spends more time with his Goldeen than his kids or that he cheered up when a kid showed him his Pokeballs? LEARN SOME AGE-APPROPRIATE SHARING
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OK no but really why are the only NPCs who ask for your phone number all GROWN-ASS MEN?? I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
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...why does Electrode open each battle with a “How YOU doin’?” wink?pic.twitter.com/sN6ChUUTe1
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Stickin his leggy out real farpic.twitter.com/5Vh9HDXQp4
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Togepi and Igglybuff are the most millennial Pokémon in my party because they’re both in their 30s but can’t evolve because they’re not happy enough.
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