So it turns out you can now get the old Pokémon Crystal on the DS super cheap, so guess what I’m playing again!
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Yes, Pokemon Crystal: of COURSE it makes sense for an 11 year old kid to give their phone number to a random middle-aged fisherman so they can meet up later.
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Kurt: Hey, I was going to go beat up this evil gang but I hurt my back. I know you’re 11 and we literally just met, but you should totally tag in for me.
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Gotta love a fight between a sentient rock and a cocaine owl.
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Listen, I’m not saying “uncle” Ralph the fisherman is skeevy, but does he need to keep calling to tell me that he spends more time with his Goldeen than his kids or that he cheered up when a kid showed him his Pokeballs? LEARN SOME AGE-APPROPRIATE SHARING
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OK no but really why are the only NPCs who ask for your phone number all GROWN-ASS MEN?? I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
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...why does Electrode open each battle with a “How YOU doin’?” wink?pic.twitter.com/sN6ChUUTe1
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Togepi and Igglybuff are the most millennial Pokémon in my party because they’re both in their 30s but can’t evolve because they’re not happy enough.
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