I love the olympics: the sportsmanship, the spectacle, the thousands of fit young people coming together from all over the world to have adrenaline-fuelled sex in hotel rooms. Truly a pinnacle of human accomplishment.
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Also jesus, I kinda want to know if there was a brand-based bidding war for that deal. "WHO WILL PROTECT ALL THESE NUBILE CHAMPIONS?"
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