So remember when my Dragon Age II goal was to romance Fenris or Merrill? About that....pic.twitter.com/j24eeCm2GB
Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.
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So remember when my Dragon Age II goal was to romance Fenris or Merrill? About that....pic.twitter.com/j24eeCm2GB
LOOK, I GAVE HER SOME GIFTS AND THEN I WAS COMPLIMENTING HER AND THEN IT HAPPENED?????
I’m very pleased with this development, FYI. My gay heart nearly expired. 

I AM SORRY, QUENTIN DID *WHAT* TO MY MOTHER 










WHAT THE HELL IS THIS HORRIFIC MISSION
Aveline: Are you okay? I heard about your mom.
Me: I’m heartbroken. Everything hurts.
Aveline: Well, I cant remember my mother and now I’m gonna tell you a story about my father.
Me: 
Also: this game is true gay culture because I am currently hitting on Aveline, who is not returning the feeling, while I ferry love messages to the man she is courting.
JUST @ ME NEXT TIME, BIOWARE.
Mood: My gay ass standing in the hallway listening to Aveline get it on with the dude she poorly pursued while ignoring all my flirting attempts.
Look, I just need you all to know that as I play this game, I can hear @baizeodu in our bedroom spraying whipped cream directly in his mouth. I just... I can’t. 





As someone who has done exactly that on multiple occasions, spraying whipped cream directly into your mouth is both valid and gay culture.
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