File under: Corporations Unintentionally Sounding Like Sinister Cyberpunk Villains https://twitter.com/samsungpay/status/922935864237481984 …
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"Iris Scan: so secure, a criminal would have to physically hold your phone up to your face or gouge out your eyes to crack it."
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"Or maybe just point your phone at a really good photo of you. Shit, did we check that? Does this work with photos? Or replicants? Guys?"
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"Iris Scan: because fuck your coloured contacts, that's why."
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"Iris Scan: because we want to monetise the windows to your soul."
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"Iris Scan: helping creeps and domestic abusers unlock your phone by holding it up to your face."
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"Change your looks. Change your name. Move cities, burn your past. We'll still remember. We'll find you."
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"Iris Scan: if you develop cataracts or get blinded at work, you're fucked."
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"Iris Scan: the friendly backdoor pilot program for corporate facial recognition software."
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Or maybe that's why they're pitching it with the Halloween tag. "Iris Scan: costumes last a day, but cyberpunk dystopias are forever."
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