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Author, fanwriter, trash bandit, queer geek feminist, dork. Jack of all pronouns, mxtress of none. Yells about hockey. Aussie in the US.
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"Google, check my recent search history."pic.twitter.com/o8GWB5FFYk
I just looked up a quiche recipe and actually I do like quiche??? I just claimed to hate it as a kid and that assumption LINGERS.
I have all the necessary quiche ingredients but no pie dish. IMMA IMPROVISE.
Pro tip: when making a 2am Sadness Quiche, first ensure that your makeshift tin is liquid tight.pic.twitter.com/uErxFRHyfR
SADNESS QUICHE UPDATE: by the combined powers of PUTTING ON CLOTHES and WALKING TO THE 24 HOUR CONVENIENCE STORE, I got a new baking pan.pic.twitter.com/4FEWWExIgP
It's now nearly two-fucking-thirty AM. My reconstituted Sadness Quiche is ovening, I've washed the dishes & am questioning my life choices.
Song of the Sadness Quiche will be the title of my autobiography.
NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED #sadnessquiche #victorypic.twitter.com/bMJbflLMbp
oh my god. I didn't grease the tin. I WAS SO PROUD OF GOING TO BUY A FUCKING NEW TIN THAT I FUCKING FORGOT TO GREASE IT JESUS CHRIST KILL ME
THE MILK AND CHEESE CONTAINED IN THIS QUICHE WERE HARVESTED FROM THE COW OF DISHONOUR
hi hello yes, if you're reading this Sadness Quiche Saga, please take note that I should not be allowed to adult without supervision
I DID IT! I GOT THE QUICHE OUT OF THE TIN!!!pic.twitter.com/S9AGzlfmSf
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