Like I'm sat here thinking, "I did nothing today. Carbs will make me feel better, but not just like, BREAD carbs. Shit, do we have eggs?"
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"Google, check my recent search history."pic.twitter.com/o8GWB5FFYk
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I just looked up a quiche recipe and actually I do like quiche??? I just claimed to hate it as a kid and that assumption LINGERS.
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I have all the necessary quiche ingredients but no pie dish. IMMA IMPROVISE.
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Pro tip: when making a 2am Sadness Quiche, first ensure that your makeshift tin is liquid tight.pic.twitter.com/uErxFRHyfR
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SADNESS QUICHE UPDATE: by the combined powers of PUTTING ON CLOTHES and WALKING TO THE 24 HOUR CONVENIENCE STORE, I got a new baking pan.pic.twitter.com/4FEWWExIgP
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It's now nearly two-fucking-thirty AM. My reconstituted Sadness Quiche is ovening, I've washed the dishes & am questioning my life choices.
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Song of the Sadness Quiche will be the title of my autobiography.
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NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED
#sadnessquiche#victorypic.twitter.com/bMJbflLMbp
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oh my god. I didn't grease the tin. I WAS SO PROUD OF GOING TO BUY A FUCKING NEW TIN THAT I FUCKING FORGOT TO GREASE IT JESUS CHRIST KILL ME
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THE MILK AND CHEESE CONTAINED IN THIS QUICHE WERE HARVESTED FROM THE COW OF DISHONOUR
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hi hello yes, if you're reading this Sadness Quiche Saga, please take note that I should not be allowed to adult without supervision
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I DID IT! I GOT THE QUICHE OUT OF THE TIN!!!pic.twitter.com/S9AGzlfmSf
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