THEY'RE TOO WEIRDLY PROPORTIONED TO USEFULLY STORE BOOKS OR DVDS, AKA LITERALLY THE ONLY THINGS MOST PEOPLE WANT A FUCKING LOUNGE SHELF FOR.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
"oh but you can buy cute tubs to put in them!" FUCK YOU SUSAN, I DIDN'T NEED FUCKING CHEAPASS HIPSTER MINIMALISTS TO REINVENT THE DRAWER.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
STORAGE CUBES ARE LIVING ROOM BUREAUS FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO ARTFULLY INTERSPERSE THEIR BOXES OF KITCHEN DRAWER CRAP WITH TCHOTCHKES
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Replying to @fozmeadows
IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH HOUSESPACE TO DEDICATE AN ENTIRE SHELVING UNIT TO A COUPLE OF WOODEN DUCKS AND A FUCKING VASE OR WHATEVER GTFO OF KMART
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Replying to @fozmeadows
AND I MEAN. I WOULDN'T CARE EXCEPT THAT YOU FUCKING *PHYSICALLY CANNOT* BUY SHELVES MADE FOR DVDS ANYMORE AND YET STORAGE CUBES ABOUND
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Replying to @fozmeadows
"oh but you can just put your DVDs in a nice felt tub in the storage cube and-" SHUT YOUR TRASH MOUTH, THAT WAY LIES MADNESS & UNSEEN SPINES
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Replying to @fozmeadows
I HAVE NOT SPENT THE BETTER PART OF TWENTY YEARS ACCRUING A DVD COLLECTION ONLY TO HIDE IT AWAY IN A PASTEL FELTED SHELFTUB, YOU HEATHENS
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Replying to @fozmeadows
WHAT ASSBACKWARDS WALLHATING NOB DECIDED STORAGE CUBES WERE THE NEW BOOKSHELVES? MOTHERFUCKER, *NOBODY* FREESTANDS BOOKS TO SHOW THE BACKS
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Replying to @fozmeadows
OR OK. MAYBE SOME PEOPLE DO BUT GENERALLY SPEAKING IT'S BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN HOUSES WITH ENOUGH OPEN FLOORSPACE TO MAKE IT ~ARTY~ OR WTFEVER
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Replying to @fozmeadows
BUT MOST OF US KEEP OUR SHELVES UP AGAINST THE GODDAMN WALLS LIKE NATURE INTENDED AND WE DO NOT NEED THAT KIND OF SPACE-EATING SHELF DEPTH
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ENOUGH WITH THIS NONSENSE. GIMME A FUCKING RANGE OF SHELVES DESIGNED TO FIT DVDS WITHOUT LEAVING HUGE TRACTS OF EMPTY SHELF ABOVE OR BEHIND
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Replying to @fozmeadows
ENOUGH WITH THESE UBIQUITOUS ASPIRATIONAL TRASH-HOLES. I NEED A VIABLE SOLUTION TO THE LEANING TOWER OF SERIES BESIDE MY GODDAMN TV.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
OR IF YOU MUST SELL STORAGE CUBES, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO SELL DVD SHELVES AS WELL, PLEASE AND FUCKING THANK YOU. I. WILL. PAY. FIN
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