Non-binary people don't even HAVE hands.
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If a woman shakes a man's hand he must turn around three times and sing "Mairzy Doats" backwards to renew his mojo.
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Holding hands is an optional show of affection. Shaking hands is just something you have to do occasionally regardless of sex.
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Look at his bio and become utterly unsurprised.
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