Last night I had a stress dream about being given 2 free kittens due to worry that a) I couldn't afford them & b) the landlord would be mad.
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This is where I am right now as a millennial adult: having nightmares about the actual, potential barriers to getting a fucking cat.
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Meanwhile the government is busily gutting my profession while millionaires shame my generation for occasionally breakfasting at cafes.
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Turnbull is 17 jellyfish in a trenchcoat, May is leaping off the glass cliff with Brexit as parachute-anvil, Trump is a haunted spam taco.
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But France is only partially full of Nazis! LET'S FUCKING CELEBRATE, or not because that shit costs money and we're all fucking poor.
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May and Turnbull trying to Americanise their healthcare by aiming at Trump's new yardstick of AD 1347 for the poor & AD 2090 for the rich.
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Are you there, gods of the ancient world? It's me, Foz, and I'd really like you to strike down Rupert Murdoch with furious blue lightning.
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In today's news a barely sentient cheetoh achieves a pornographic first by fucking the international intelligence community with its mouth.
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Goodnight Twitter, I'm here for the foreseeable future, which isn't very foreseeable these days, but who the fuck cares! Try the avocado.
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