Last night I had a stress dream about being given 2 free kittens due to worry that a) I couldn't afford them & b) the landlord would be mad.
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In Putin's America, capitalism eats you!
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Goodnight Twitter, I'm here for the foreseeable future, which isn't very foreseeable these days, but who the fuck cares! Try the avocado.
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