Last night I had a stress dream about being given 2 free kittens due to worry that a) I couldn't afford them & b) the landlord would be mad.
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Are you there, gods of the ancient world? It's me, Foz, and I'd really like you to strike down Rupert Murdoch with furious blue lightning.
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In today's news a barely sentient cheetoh achieves a pornographic first by fucking the international intelligence community with its mouth.
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