I feel like 45 is taking his policy inspiration from 90s cartoon villains, like actively note-taking from baddies in Captain Planet.
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Next week, 45 will show up in a Dalmatian-skin cape and yell HAIL HYDRA when he announces his trade of all US water for conflict diamonds.
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45 is going to start petting a white fluffy cat with his gloved hands during the State of the Union, murmuring "Excellent" about nukes.
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I hear that 45 wants to get a moat for the White House patrolled by sharks with frikkin' laser beams strapped to their heads.
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Rumour has it that 45 wants to make "the best Horcruxes, they're just great" but doesn't have a soul that's big enough to be broken in half.
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you don't need to apologise to me. you didn't vote for him, and you're one of the ones he's screwing over. <3
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