Mother's Day ad: "She was the one who taught you to put on mascara. To take time for yourself." Yes, truly my mother was a spa advert. :/
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Replying to @kj_charles
My mum taught me to get obsessed with books, and that doing the right thing matters, and that you don't have to stay in bullshit situations.
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My school was having a prizegiving ceremony in a marquee. The speaker, an Old Girl--was this incredibly posh woman.
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She informed the ranks of girls getting prizes that exams and study were all very well but that our real aim was to be good wives & mothers
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That was the real thing we ought to be learning you see. This school taught us to iron mens shirts. Just saying.
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Anyway, she droned on this bollocks. And my mum, who was at the edge of the marquee, lifted up the canvas and crawled out.
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And that is what my mother taught me. I still don't wear mascara and I can't iron for shit. /fin
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