oh god why did this game make the chickatrice so cute I just got a five-minute lecture from my toddler on why I shouldn't kill baby birds
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"The mummy bird just wants her babies safe in the nest! You mustn't kill the babies or the mummy bird!" - my toddler, re: the cockatrice fam
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Prompto: [talking about Gladio] It's probably not his thing. Ignis: Now, now - you can never tell. Context? What context?
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Prompto: Can I just - ? Noctis: I'll hold you. I'M
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Gladio: [shows up with his shirt open again to show off his wicked new ab scar] Gladio: Sup.
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Prompto: [bisexual enthusing over Aranea] She's so pretty! Noctis & Ignis: [mutual gay apathy] Great.
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Noctis: Aranea or Cindy? Prompto: [indecisive bisexual noises] Ignis: There is no instrument sensitive enough to register how little I care
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Me, 10 minutes into FFXV: I love my useless gay sons. Me, 30 hours into FFXV: I love my useless gay husbands.
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okay so Gladio's back from his Mysterious Sekrit Journey & instead of saying what happened, he's being REALLY EXTRA about cup noodles??
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GLADIO YOU HAVE A FUCKING SCAR THE SIZE OF YOUR FOREARM ACROSS YOUR ABS THAT WASN'T THERE A WEEK AGO, NOODLES ARE NOT THE VITAL THING HERE
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"Prompto, if you use the phrase "seaside supermodels" ONE MORE TIME, so help me, I will turn this car AROUND." - Ignis, probably
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oh my god the stray cat is back and noctis is SO MUCH HAPPIER TALKING TO IT THAN TO LITERALLY ANY HUMAN, IM DYING
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What instructions was Noctis's VA was given? "Okay. Unless it's about an animal, deliver every line with the apathy of a just-awake teen."
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