Prompto literally telling Noctis they have great chemistry while pining for Cindy because he is a confused & thirsty bisexual mess.
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I love how every time you get a quest to help someone whose car has broken down, it's a random twinky guy in a tight shirt.
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I mean, given the trope of 'hot woman with broken car seeks heroic man with tool,' you'd think they'd include at least one co-ed. But no!
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Prompto: Hey, let's stop and explore these woods! Prompto, five minutes later: Ugh, I hate the woods
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"Wouldn't want to squish some slimy bug and ruin my nice kicks!" - actual Prompto line
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Prompto: Aw, man - my underwear's soaked! Noctis: I... really hope that's from the river. Ignis: Weighed down a wee bit. GUYS PLS
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oh god why did this game make the chickatrice so cute I just got a five-minute lecture from my toddler on why I shouldn't kill baby birds
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"The mummy bird just wants her babies safe in the nest! You mustn't kill the babies or the mummy bird!" - my toddler, re: the cockatrice fam
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Prompto: [talking about Gladio] It's probably not his thing. Ignis: Now, now - you can never tell. Context? What context?
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Prompto: Can I just - ? Noctis: I'll hold you. I'M
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Gladio: [shows up with his shirt open again to show off his wicked new ab scar] Gladio: Sup.
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Prompto: [bisexual enthusing over Aranea] She's so pretty! Noctis & Ignis: [mutual gay apathy] Great.
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Noctis: Aranea or Cindy? Prompto: [indecisive bisexual noises] Ignis: There is no instrument sensitive enough to register how little I care
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