Like no, I'm sorry: putting in lube jokes when you don't have to? YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY THE GODDAMN OIL.
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Prompto: These chips will go straight to my belly, won't they? Noctis: Yup. No doubt about it. NOCTIS YOU BITCH, SHOW SOME FUCKING SUPPORT
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Prompto: Let's play a car game! Gladio: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with GAY. Ignis: All of us. Gladio: Yes. Now QUIET.
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Prompto: Wanna take a photo in front of that volcano? Noctis: Last time we stopped, a giant snake attacked. Prompto: So is that a no, or- ?
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Noctis: Ugh, I'm all sticky and gross. Prompto: Woohoo! Bath time! ... sounds like Prompto wants to share that bath, Noctis. ;)
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Prompto literally telling Noctis they have great chemistry while pining for Cindy because he is a confused & thirsty bisexual mess.
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I love how every time you get a quest to help someone whose car has broken down, it's a random twinky guy in a tight shirt.
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I mean, given the trope of 'hot woman with broken car seeks heroic man with tool,' you'd think they'd include at least one co-ed. But no!
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Prompto: Hey, let's stop and explore these woods! Prompto, five minutes later: Ugh, I hate the woods
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"Wouldn't want to squish some slimy bug and ruin my nice kicks!" - actual Prompto line
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Prompto: Aw, man - my underwear's soaked! Noctis: I... really hope that's from the river. Ignis: Weighed down a wee bit. GUYS PLS
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oh god why did this game make the chickatrice so cute I just got a five-minute lecture from my toddler on why I shouldn't kill baby birds
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"The mummy bird just wants her babies safe in the nest! You mustn't kill the babies or the mummy bird!" - my toddler, re: the cockatrice fam
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