I can't believe Noctis is a literal child who refuses to eat vegetables. YOU ARE BASICALLY KING, YOU CAN EAT A FUCKING LETTUCE.
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Let the record state that Noctis the Introverted, who prefers animals to people, has a dream, not about Princess Luna, but about her dog.
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I love that this trash game included a readable ad for motor oil with the tagline "Lavish your car with luxurious engine lube."
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oh my god THERE'S ANOTHER OIL AD for, AND I QUOTE, "Lube that lasts through the roughest rides." THIS. IS FUCKING. INTENTIONAL.
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Like no, I'm sorry: putting in lube jokes when you don't have to? YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY THE GODDAMN OIL.
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Prompto: These chips will go straight to my belly, won't they? Noctis: Yup. No doubt about it. NOCTIS YOU BITCH, SHOW SOME FUCKING SUPPORT
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Prompto: Let's play a car game! Gladio: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with GAY. Ignis: All of us. Gladio: Yes. Now QUIET.
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Prompto: Wanna take a photo in front of that volcano? Noctis: Last time we stopped, a giant snake attacked. Prompto: So is that a no, or- ?
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Noctis: Ugh, I'm all sticky and gross. Prompto: Woohoo! Bath time! ... sounds like Prompto wants to share that bath, Noctis. ;)
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It's starting to make sense why my friend Vince calls this game "visiting my husbands"
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. @MagneticCrow
FFXV husband menu:
1) smol & happy (Prompto)
2) smol & bitter (Noctis)
3) tol & happy (Gladio)
4) tol & bitter (Ignis)
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This would make such a perfect four-quadrant personality chart.
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