I cannot believe these boys invaded a fucking military base just to get their car back. THERE ARE OTHER CARS, GUYS. YOU HAVE MONEY.
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The whole "Noctis is a prince who earns money" thing is objectively hilarious. Did he seriously head off to meet his fiance with NO CASH?
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Noctis: Invading a heavily fortified base to get my wheels back is the only option. Prompto: But we can literally just walk - Ignis: Shhhh.
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I cannot believe they took the time to include a cutscene where Noctis dreams about his shirt getting ripped off in battle Amidala-style.
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Clearly, this decision was once more thanks to Gina Linetti's oversight.
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Devs: Okay, so Noctis is dreaming about the traumatic fight he just had - Gina: Rip his shirt a little. Devs: What? Gina: Show some nipple.
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The most implausible part of FFXV's road trips is that Gladio never calls shotgun.
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Noctis: Whew! That's the last of those goblins! Ignis: [eyeing goblin corpses] Ignis: That's it! I've come up with a new recipe! Gladio: Bro
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Noctis, you reckless fuck, STOP SITTING ON THE TOP OF THE SEAT WHILE THE CAR IS MOVING. THAT IS NOT PROPER ROAD SAFETY ETIQUETTE.
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Prompto & Noctis: [wrestling in camp with guns and a camera] Ignis: Why are our children like this. Gladio: They take after you. Ignis: LIES
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oh my god, they actually make "you mad, bro?" part of Prompto's dialogue. I CAN'T.
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Whenever someone in this game cheerfully tells the boys "Safety first!", my assumption is that they're telling them to have safe sex.
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Prompto: This place is so romantic! Gladio: And you get to enjoy it with us. Noctis: All THREE of us. Ignis: You are a lucky man. VERBATIM
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