Prompto: Hey Noct, wanna come on a dawn photography date? Noctis: Sure! Prompto: Cool! I want a shot of you with a monster. Noctis: UM
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Replying to @fozmeadows
oh my god, how did this game manage to make something as ostensibly bro-y as two guys taking dangerous selfies with monsters SO GAY???
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THEY PICK MUSHROOMS TOGETHER. THERE'S AN EIGHTIES-STYLE GUITAR POWER BALLAD PLAYING. THE DATE ENDS WITH PROMPTO CALLING NOCTIS HIS HERO.
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I could not make this shit up if you paid me istg
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Gladio: [runs in front of Noctis, and therefore in front of the camera] Me: I would like to thank god, and also jesus
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I SWEAR TO GOD PROMPTO JUST YELLED OUT "HOT TOPIC!" IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE, THAT IS SOME GODDAMN BRAND LOYALTY RIGHT THERE AND IM DYING
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Is the gayness only in the English dialogue? Did Square Enix US lock all the straight men in a Man Cave one day and just go to queertown?
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Prompto: We're going to meet with the Stormsender! Ignis, in a voice of Snide Gay Judgement: You'd better look your best.
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Prompto: No! My perfectly groomed hair! Gladio: Ignis looks worse tho. Ignis: Gladio, you deceitful bitch.
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Lol I'm picturing you having to pause this game every 30secs to die of laughter and then tweet.


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