oh my god, how did this game manage to make something as ostensibly bro-y as two guys taking dangerous selfies with monsters SO GAY???
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THEY PICK MUSHROOMS TOGETHER. THERE'S AN EIGHTIES-STYLE GUITAR POWER BALLAD PLAYING. THE DATE ENDS WITH PROMPTO CALLING NOCTIS HIS HERO.
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I could not make this shit up if you paid me istg
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Gladio: [runs in front of Noctis, and therefore in front of the camera] Me: I would like to thank god, and also jesus
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I SWEAR TO GOD PROMPTO JUST YELLED OUT "HOT TOPIC!" IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE, THAT IS SOME GODDAMN BRAND LOYALTY RIGHT THERE AND IM DYING
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Is the gayness only in the English dialogue? Did Square Enix US lock all the straight men in a Man Cave one day and just go to queertown?
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Prompto: We're going to meet with the Stormsender! Ignis, in a voice of Snide Gay Judgement: You'd better look your best.
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Prompto: No! My perfectly groomed hair! Gladio: Ignis looks worse tho. Ignis: Gladio, you deceitful bitch.
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Prompto, again: The wind's gonna ruin my hair! How were any straight men involved in the writing of this dialogue. HOW.
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Ignis: The wind picked up. Prompto: Yeah, picked up junk to throw in my eyes! me: I'm sure that wasn't meant as an innuendo. AND YET.
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Can I just say, as an aside, that the names in FFXV are So Extra, they could've come straight from my 13-year-old self's story folder?
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Like I know that Final Fantasy loves names with meanings in English - notably Cloud and Squall - but the Latin angle here SLAYS me.
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Literally, their names mean Night Light Heaven (Noctis), Ready Silver (Prompto), Sword Friendship (Gladio) & Fire Science (Ignis). SO EXTRA.
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