Devs: We're stuck on how Noctis & Luna can communicate through the blockades- Gina: Give them a dog. Devs: What? Gina: Dogs are AMAZING.
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Devs: So, all the guys have survival skills except for Prompto. Ideas? Gina: Selfies. Devs: Selfies aren't a skill. Gina: SAY AGAIN, BITCH?
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...did Gladio straight up just make a joke about Noctis's dick? I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE HE DID, OH MY ACTUAL GOD.
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Noctis: [catches a fish] Gladio: Puny, just like yours. Noctis: Hey! ACTUAL VERBATIM GAME DIALOGUE YOU GUYS
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Noctis and Prompto: Man, I wish we were at the hotel playing video games - Ignis: EVERYONE SHUT UP, I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE RISOTTO
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Prompto: Hey Noct, wanna come on a dawn photography date? Noctis: Sure! Prompto: Cool! I want a shot of you with a monster. Noctis: UM
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oh my god, how did this game manage to make something as ostensibly bro-y as two guys taking dangerous selfies with monsters SO GAY???
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THEY PICK MUSHROOMS TOGETHER. THERE'S AN EIGHTIES-STYLE GUITAR POWER BALLAD PLAYING. THE DATE ENDS WITH PROMPTO CALLING NOCTIS HIS HERO.
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I could not make this shit up if you paid me istg
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Gladio: [runs in front of Noctis, and therefore in front of the camera] Me: I would like to thank god, and also jesus
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I SWEAR TO GOD PROMPTO JUST YELLED OUT "HOT TOPIC!" IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE, THAT IS SOME GODDAMN BRAND LOYALTY RIGHT THERE AND IM DYING
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Is the gayness only in the English dialogue? Did Square Enix US lock all the straight men in a Man Cave one day and just go to queertown?
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Prompto: We're going to meet with the Stormsender! Ignis, in a voice of Snide Gay Judgement: You'd better look your best.
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