"Sir, do you think soldiers in the field would really give up an armour slot for hair gel?" "Of course they would! They're not ANIMALS."
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oh my god. oh my god, you guys. I just realised. it all makes sense now. GINA LINETTI DESIGNED FFXV.
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EVERYTHING ABOUT FFXV'S QUEERNESS AND ANACHRONISMS MAKES PERFECT SENSE IF YOU IMAGINE GINA LINETTI AS THE WORLDBUILDING CONSULTANT.
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Devs: Are you sure straight men dress like this? Like, manly straight men? Gina: They do in my dreams, sweetpea.
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Devs: So, should Noctis talk about Luna's hotness? Gina: Pfft, that scrub? Girl, she could do SO much better. Devs: [furious scribbling]
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Devs: We're stuck on how Noctis & Luna can communicate through the blockades- Gina: Give them a dog. Devs: What? Gina: Dogs are AMAZING.
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Devs: So, all the guys have survival skills except for Prompto. Ideas? Gina: Selfies. Devs: Selfies aren't a skill. Gina: SAY AGAIN, BITCH?
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...did Gladio straight up just make a joke about Noctis's dick? I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE HE DID, OH MY ACTUAL GOD.
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Noctis: [catches a fish] Gladio: Puny, just like yours. Noctis: Hey! ACTUAL VERBATIM GAME DIALOGUE YOU GUYS
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Noctis and Prompto: Man, I wish we were at the hotel playing video games - Ignis: EVERYONE SHUT UP, I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE RISOTTO
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Prompto: Hey Noct, wanna come on a dawn photography date? Noctis: Sure! Prompto: Cool! I want a shot of you with a monster. Noctis: UM
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oh my god, how did this game manage to make something as ostensibly bro-y as two guys taking dangerous selfies with monsters SO GAY???
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THEY PICK MUSHROOMS TOGETHER. THERE'S AN EIGHTIES-STYLE GUITAR POWER BALLAD PLAYING. THE DATE ENDS WITH PROMPTO CALLING NOCTIS HIS HERO.
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