male NPCs: [wink wink nudge nudge jokes about having Lady Lunafreya to stay] chocobros: Noctis, you're a damn scrub. She could do better.
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Noctis: I'm hot. Gladio: Take your shirt off, then. Noctis: Like you? No. Gladio: You're just jealous of my abs. Noctis: [angry muttering]
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LITERALLY THIS IS A CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENS NOT TEN MINUTES BEFORE THEY ALL START SAYING NOCTIS HAS LET HIMSELF GO & NEEDS TO GET HOTTER
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Ardyn; [flounces dramatically into scene] Ardyn: COME STAY WITH ME, DARLINGS. MY TREAT. Noctis: This seems very heterosexual. We accept.
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It's possible I may never be over how randomly fucking gay this game is, and I am 9000% okay with that.
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oh my god they're joking about how a mythical titan never skips leg day at the gym NOCTIS PLS
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"Gladio's words lit a fire in Noctis's heart." HOW IS THIS A REAL LINE I SWEAR TO GOD
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oh noes they're STRANDED without a CAR, HOW WILL COPE???
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Gladio: So I guess Ardyn stole our car. Prompto: Hey, I know! Let's ask Ardyn for help! Ignis: Prompto I swear to fucking god
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Noctis: [asks an innocuous question] Prompto: MY HAIR DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A CHOCOBO BUTT! Noctis: uhhhh Prompto why tf are you so extra
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Noctis: [buys a new recipe book] Ignis: That's it! I've come up with a new recipe! IGNIS YOU FUCKIN LIAR YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT A BOOK WTF
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OK no but for real, if the devs behind FFXV legit think they've made a "sincere and honest" portrayal of how straight dudes act sans ladies-
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- then that's down to a vast and yawning chasm of cultural difference, a false perception of how hypermasculinity works, and/or queer devs.
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