Feeling nostalgic for George W. Bush is so fucked up. It's like, "Yes, he was a frequently malicious liar, but a COMPETENT malicious liar."
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Like, that is literally where we're at right now. We're reminiscing about a hated Republican president because he did bad shit COMPETENTLY.
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"Yeah, the guy invaded Iraq on a false premise, but at least he was occasionally gracious on camera and didn't admit to sexual assault!"
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Remember when Dubya talking diplomatic shit into a hot mic was a scandal? Now it's like, "Well, at least HE understood the material."
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Rumpletrumpkin reacting to a diplomatic crisis at a fucking public dinner is failing to clear a bar so low, he had to DIG TO GET UNDER IT.
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Never has the phrase "We need an adultier adult" been more grossly applicable than to the senescent narcissist tantrum-haver in chief.
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I await with fascinated despair the day he's woken at 3am to work because World Crisis and he tantrums because No Time For Spraytan Or Hair.
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Like. Can you imagine being a fly on the wall for that conversation? "Mr President, there's been an incident. We need -" "Get me a mirror."
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"But we need you to address the nation right now, it's an emergency -" "I'M NOT DOING SHIT UNTIL I'VE GOT MY FACE ON!"
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Rumpletrumpkin promised a wall Rumpletrumpkin had a great fall All of Flynn's forces & all the Klansmen Couldn't put Trumpkin together again
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