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Can YOU tell the difference between Sean Spicer and this moray eel? I can't.pic.twitter.com/74GSAK2byb
And then there's Trumpkin himself, who looks like he was unceremoniously replaced with a carved pumpkin replica several Halloweens back.
Why am I going after how Trump and his cronies look when their policies are so much worse, I hear you cry? Excellent question!
Because these people, in enabling Trump (or being Trump), who habitually rates women, abuses their looks & wants them to "dress like women"?
These people are, in their own selves, walking advertisements of the fact that they don't give a shit about how MEN look, or how THEY look.
When they talk about how women "should" look or enable Trump/Bannon doing so, they admit their investment in beauty is a means of control.
They've already acknowledged that ugliness doesn't preclude their unique definition of competence; they just want to control women, period.
So, yes: as Trump & his poorly-clad cabal of lizards have declared themselves arbiters of female beauty, I am 9000% okay with dragging them.
(Provided, of course, we avoid the sort of stereotyping that contributes to the harm of others, e.g.: cracks about weight & gender.)
Plus, you know. @realDonaldTrump is clearly under the illusion that there was ever a time he didn't look like a cantilevered trapezoid mop.
That being so, I'd like to propose a hashtag: we've already had #DressLikeAWoman, so now let's have #DragLikeAWoman. Any takers?
Here, I'll start it: Jeff Sessions looks like what happens when a badger fucks a bowling ball. #draglikeawoman
James Comey's got such deep bags under his eyes, he looks like an evil panda in whiteface. #draglikeawoman
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