WHY ARE ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS ENABLERS
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Replying to @fozmeadows
ok fine whatever tis the season for poor life decisions involving carbs I'M MAKING IT
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Replying to @fozmeadows
I ate three serves. I have transcended space and time. WITNESS ME.
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listen, sometimes a body just needs to consume an inadvisable quantity of pasta in the middle of the night. I APOLOGISE FOR NOTHING.
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update: I REGRET MY LIFE AND MY CHOICES OH GOD, EVERYTHING HURTS. WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THIS INTERNET. WHY.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
why am I such a disaster WHO THE FUCK GAVE ME PERMISSION TO ADULT UNSUPERVISED???
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I am like the Violet Beauregarde of pasta consumption right now. I need an Emergency Oompa-Loompa Team to roll me off the lounge.
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I am Miguel, Miguel is me.pic.twitter.com/eEHnSWBsDi
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Replying to @fozmeadows
If anyone needs me, I'll be in a food coma until early March.
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