someone please talk me out of making mac n' cheese at 11pm
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why am I such a disaster WHO THE FUCK GAVE ME PERMISSION TO ADULT UNSUPERVISED???
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I am like the Violet Beauregarde of pasta consumption right now. I need an Emergency Oompa-Loompa Team to roll me off the lounge.
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