brb learning to astrally project my way through life because an enormous cockroach climbed my foot & now I'm never walking on floors again
IT'S SKITTERING UNDER THE COUCH NOW I CAN HEAR ITS WINGS CLICKING I AM MAROOONED
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I'M GONNA NUKE THIS ROOM FROM ORBIT
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