Hang on, I think I might be able to set a new distance record on my projectile vomiting.
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oh golly gosh, if i cherish and dote on my husband enough, he’ll allow me to have a baby?
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pretty much
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@CaptWordbeard@samuelpalin Probably a tad unfair to apply the sheer stupidity of that cup to all straight people -
#notallstraightpeople is#notallmen's whiny cousin. It's not a good look. - Show replies
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