I've come to the sad conclusion that my kindle has vanished into the ether 
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@fozmeadows this is better than my theory that my cat's stolen it just to complete the recent triptych of feline fucktwittery1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@fozmeadows :3 :3 :3 I shall not weep for it is not wasted2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@fozmeadows he's a complete dick so he probably dragged it into the street and watched it get run over. Idk. I ascribe much violence to him.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@fozmeadows I'm doing a systemic clear out so I won't buy a replacement until I find out which piece of furniture ate it/if any did1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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