Is That Distant Thumping Sound The Washing Machine Or Is My Toddler Up To Something: a novel by me.
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@kristamonster@fozmeadows Part three: The House Is Quiet So Something Must Be Terribly Wrong1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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.@shiphitsthefan @kristamonster As my grandfather always said, "Beware a quiet child. They're probably carving their name in the piano."
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