Alice wants to be held. Alice doesn't want to jump. Alice wants me to dead-lift 20+ lbs of cat. Alice is a jerk.
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Replying to @seananmcguire
@seananmcguire@scalzi I mention this by way of saying: be nice to your jerk-cat, or she might decide you're edible, breathing or not.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @fozmeadows
@fozmeadows@scalzi Alice is too co-dependent to eat me. Seriously, she's one of those cats who'd snuggle my corpse. Thomas, however...1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @seananmcguire
@seananmcguire @scalzi I swear that's why cats knead our stomachs so much: they're tenderising our bellymeats.
5:23 PM - 2 Jun 2013
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