Alice wants to be held. Alice doesn't want to jump. Alice wants me to dead-lift 20+ lbs of cat. Alice is a jerk.
@seananmcguire @scalzi I mention this by way of saying: be nice to your jerk-cat, or she might decide you're edible, breathing or not.
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@fozmeadows It's like they are obligate carnivores or something!@seananmcguire -
@scalzi@fozmeadows@seananmcguire I keep TELLING my cat he's an obligate carnivore, but he keeps thieving and eating bread and lettuce. - Show replies
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@fozmeadows@scalzi Alice is too co-dependent to eat me. Seriously, she's one of those cats who'd snuggle my corpse. Thomas, however... -
@seananmcguire@scalzi I swear that's why cats knead our stomachs so much: they're tenderising our bellymeats.
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