Being kicked by a baby is weird. It's like having a second heart installed in your uterus purely so it can leap at you unexpectedly.
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Replying to @fozmeadows
@fozmeadows wait till it starts trying to use your cervix as a trampoline. fun times. (+the somersaults feel like an eel doing a tumbleturn)2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@fozmeadows it’s awesome, isn’t it? Lately I’ve been “enjoying” these surface-rippling shuddery sensations. No idea what’s going on there.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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