Nonsense 2: The Nonsensingpic.twitter.com/uNElxQhsFM
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Zhan Yao just knocked himself out on a goddamn potplant and had to be rescued from Certain Deathpic.twitter.com/0HVSMmLx5s
TFW your work-assigned idiot bf brains himself on a planter so u have to tenderly hand-feed him sliced apple when he wakes uppic.twitter.com/KZOrz42VWR
SCI Mystery, ep19: Bai Yutong gets negged by a skeevy white guy, and Zhan Yao continues to be jealous of Feng Jie.
Oh No! Bai Yutong Has Been Betrayed By Feng Jie! Whoever Could Have Suspectedpic.twitter.com/wHcjUqXX00
Oh no, help! The criminal has made a very small wall of fire between him and me! Whatever shall we do?pic.twitter.com/0V8v9MQVZJ
so it turns out the Tuxi thing is entirely made up by the bad guys! which is… weirdly reassuring?
elsewhere in heterosexual nonsense, gongsun continues to be trash and da-jie continues to ignore the obvious alternative, namely dating her bodyguardspic.twitter.com/TEPMjblDIy
SCI Mystery, ep20: we open to Yutong posing as a model for Zhan Yao for Reasonspic.twitter.com/kvxxbvmt5h
Bai Yutong is now being hit on by an Extremely Stereotyped Italian, I am WHEEZINGpic.twitter.com/xtsrADX3Uq
as punishment for hitting on his boyfriend, Zhan Yao tricked the Italian into getting caught by a traffic coppic.twitter.com/wgEvIHO1pd
apparently these two idiots co-own an orphanage or something?? and we’re only just finding that out??pic.twitter.com/sl4XrpJVuk
SCI Mystery, ep21: always a good sign when the mysterious antagonist has painted you and hung the pics up in his lair!pic.twitter.com/HjDgBOwN7e
now they’re in a club and Random Skeevy Italian is making them fight a dude for Reasonspic.twitter.com/xuxQOYHYxP
sidebar, Skeevy Italian Guy is being played by a Spanish actor whose part has required him to speak Italian, English and Mandarin, and honestly: Respectpic.twitter.com/DvheP40bKu
oh you know, just agreeing on the spot to adopt and raise an orphaned 7yo with your work-assigned live-in boyfriendpic.twitter.com/R2PPh9O5rt
we've suddenly veered into a former child supersoldier arc and it hinges on two different dudes with the same incredible fake beardpic.twitter.com/Qx4xZhmvEJ
so apparently da-jie has a skeevy bad guy ex-boyfriend called, of all things, fucking LEONARD, and This Is He, the world's smirkiest assholepic.twitter.com/MGDVxhMABe
I'm really not knocking the actors for this sequence where they have to speak English, because god knows I'd be appalling if I had to memorise lines in a language I didn't know, but Zhan Yao did just say "breaded" instead of "big bearded" and possibly production could've noticed.
SCI Mystery, ep23: plot things continue to happen, Gongsun continues to be an asshole, and Bai Yutong & Zhan Yao are now enjoying some domestic funtimes with their new sonpic.twitter.com/mUC0CP0K4W
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