TFW the twink you’ve been bullying is prepared to die for youpic.twitter.com/l4Ny2Sdwm5
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TFW u are a hapless gosling twink visiting your hot frenemy magician in hospital after you sorta saved each other and then he blows u a kisspic.twitter.com/kWlGEo7cBd
TFW U ARE SUCH A HELPLESS GOSLING TWINK THAT LITERALLY SECONDS LATER U GET JUMPED BY A MYSTERY ASSAILANT AND YOUR ALREADY WOUNDED MAGICIAN HAS TO COME TO UR AIDpic.twitter.com/mwCoNB9nvX
SCI Mystery, ep16: we have a cold open where the team are telling ghost stories, which is vastly less important than learning that a spooked Bai Chi’s first instinct is to throw himself face-first onto the nearest lappic.twitter.com/6JoBPvA0av
this line feels like an ominous harbinger for a Very Racist Plotlinepic.twitter.com/43J0Y8Athk
OK, so, an extremely cursory google search suggests that the Tuxi are made up for this show, which is a relief if so; but regardless, I suspect we’re about to get a lot of generalised anti-indigenous nonsense about Spooky Magic Tribes in this arc, so jot that down
lmao da-jie tries to drop a cold million on a Tuxi body for gongsun because he expressed interest in their preservation techniques and he ripped up the cheque claiming she evaluated the medical industry too cheaply and stormed off in a huff
A Man Has Spontaneously Burned To Death Because Curse Magicpic.twitter.com/oHnFL78HV1
MA HAN AND BAI CHI SHOOTING THEIR SHOT WITH THE BOSS’S HOT FRIEND IM 

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SCI Mystery, ep17: Bai Yutong and Xhan Yao are having a competition/argument about solving the case, and Big Bad Zhao Jue just showed up to give ZY a Sekrit Clue to a Sekrit Website AND IT’S A FUCKING YAHOO ACCOUNT 

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the smugness of a gosling twink whose magician bf just set a man on fire for himpic.twitter.com/Rk4OZbGHjx
absolutely this sounds like two colleagues arguing over a source and not two boyfriends bickering about whether one of them has a hot older guy to hang out with nowpic.twitter.com/GvCGhpCXOO
SCI Mystery, ep18: in which the team hires a new guy who is literally a suspect in their current investigation because he’s Bai Yutong’s old buddy. I Foresee No Way This Could Go Wrong.
Zhan Yao just knocked himself out on a goddamn potplant and had to be rescued from Certain Deathpic.twitter.com/0HVSMmLx5s
TFW your work-assigned idiot bf brains himself on a planter so u have to tenderly hand-feed him sliced apple when he wakes uppic.twitter.com/KZOrz42VWR
SCI Mystery, ep19: Bai Yutong gets negged by a skeevy white guy, and Zhan Yao continues to be jealous of Feng Jie.
Oh No! Bai Yutong Has Been Betrayed By Feng Jie! Whoever Could Have Suspectedpic.twitter.com/wHcjUqXX00
Oh no, help! The criminal has made a very small wall of fire between him and me! Whatever shall we do?pic.twitter.com/0V8v9MQVZJ
so it turns out the Tuxi thing is entirely made up by the bad guys! which is… weirdly reassuring?
elsewhere in heterosexual nonsense, gongsun continues to be trash and da-jie continues to ignore the obvious alternative, namely dating her bodyguardspic.twitter.com/TEPMjblDIy
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