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lmaooo the world’s greatest magician is appearing in what would seem to be a cafe to an audience of about 30
tfw you are a baby twink detective with the survival skills of a gosling but you’re a magic skeptic and your boss/cousin has dragged you to a magic show and now the hot enby magician is hitting on you in front of a crowdpic.twitter.com/UuucoNLkyU
oh NO baby gosling called magic a scam so now the magician is bullying him by REMOVING HIS BOXERS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AND POINTING OUT THE CUMSTAIN I AM *WHEEZING*pic.twitter.com/CauzDFAI9D
BAI CHI BBY JUST TAKE THE L, YOU DONT NEED TO SHOW THE CROWD YOUR TIGHTY-WIGHTIESpic.twitter.com/mzbk2S99US
listen, Hot Bitchy Enby* Magician is probably going to be evil, but I genuinely don’t care, We Have No Choice But To Stan *not canonical but FIGHT MEpic.twitter.com/LnxtpZue6l
aaaand BAM, right on cue we’ve got an imitation magical murder at the kindergarten
IM CRYING BAI CHI GOT TOLD TO GET OUT ALL THE BOOKS ON MAGIC FROM THE LIBRARY AND HE ASKED “EVEN HARRY POTTER?” AND YUTONG JUST STARED AT HIM
Look at this hardworking bb! Also shoutout to @garthnix - Abhorsen is in that stack!pic.twitter.com/5v5ZM69MB1
I would like to give every gay award to whoever costumed the magician, they are Extremely Gender
Look at the detailing. The scarf! The earring! The beret! Absolutely *chef kiss*pic.twitter.com/cbsapB3Fua
lmaooo the magician swiped his keys and is now in his house
Local Twink Bullied By Gay Magician, Threatens To Call The Police Despite Being A Policemanpic.twitter.com/Jc5c0Aa8Ui
meanwhile gongsun is getting very drunk and feeling sad for himself, which is probably fair, but also means da-joe actually gets to be nice to him for a change
ok EW gongsun just kissed da-jie AFTER THROWING UP TWICE AND NEGGING HER, THROW THIS WHOLE-ASS MAN IN THE GARBAGE
DA-JIE I KNOW YOU HAVE ISSUES BUT PLS LOVE YOURSELF, YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS AND ALSO HE IS WAY TOO DRUNK TO BE DOING THIS WITH
thank u da-jie for recognising that him falling asleep is the sign to Stop, The Bar Should Not Be This Lowpic.twitter.com/GeT0yrcMGe
elsewhere Bai Yutong is doin a Concern because his workaholic bf hasn’t slept for three days and now has a feverpic.twitter.com/NfOnUqgxUu
he SAYS he’s gonna sleep on the floor but bitch I Know Where This Is Goingpic.twitter.com/KsYfhPR9No
SCI Mystery, ep12: a child has been murdered (serious) and there’s some Spooky Ghost Shit going down with the magic murderer (less serious).
TFW you left a smirky magician locked in your house, but then your boss’s boss takes you to meet them because they’re your new consultantpic.twitter.com/DhwHRZKSns
oh nooooo they met as kids and the magician was mean to him!! and is why he has a stutter!!pic.twitter.com/X9XrMfhpEL
lmaoooo his boss just ordered him to stay the night with the magician because Reasonspic.twitter.com/BbHYCKwDGJ
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