love the idea that an in-universe world-famous American actor would just… go to be interviewed by the Hong Kong police, without a lawyer or a PR person
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TFW your sister slaps someone for something that was definitely your fault and now you’re wondering what she’ll do to youpic.twitter.com/Mjo7oRD5gn
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me, yelling thru my cupped hands whenever women in c-dramas or k-dramas are portrayed as being so collectively obsessed with One Dude that they attack any woman who goes near him: DICK IS ABUNDANT AND LOW-VALUE
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SCI Mystery, ep11: unless I’m misreading the cues the next big plotline is about to involve an ACTUAL MAGICIAN
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lmaooo the world’s greatest magician is appearing in what would seem to be a cafe to an audience of about 30
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tfw you are a baby twink detective with the survival skills of a gosling but you’re a magic skeptic and your boss/cousin has dragged you to a magic show and now the hot enby magician is hitting on you in front of a crowdpic.twitter.com/UuucoNLkyU
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oh NO baby gosling called magic a scam so now the magician is bullying him by REMOVING HIS BOXERS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AND POINTING OUT THE CUMSTAIN I AM *WHEEZING*pic.twitter.com/CauzDFAI9D
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BAI CHI BBY JUST TAKE THE L, YOU DONT NEED TO SHOW THE CROWD YOUR TIGHTY-WIGHTIESpic.twitter.com/mzbk2S99US
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listen, Hot Bitchy Enby* Magician is probably going to be evil, but I genuinely don’t care, We Have No Choice But To Stan *not canonical but FIGHT MEpic.twitter.com/LnxtpZue6l
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aaaand BAM, right on cue we’ve got an imitation magical murder at the kindergarten
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IM CRYING BAI CHI GOT TOLD TO GET OUT ALL THE BOOKS ON MAGIC FROM THE LIBRARY AND HE ASKED “EVEN HARRY POTTER?” AND YUTONG JUST STARED AT HIM
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Look at this hardworking bb! Also shoutout to
@garthnix - Abhorsen is in that stack!pic.twitter.com/5v5ZM69MB1
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I would like to give every gay award to whoever costumed the magician, they are Extremely Gender
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Look at the detailing. The scarf! The earring! The beret! Absolutely *chef kiss*pic.twitter.com/cbsapB3Fua
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lmaooo the magician swiped his keys and is now in his house
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Local Twink Bullied By Gay Magician, Threatens To Call The Police Despite Being A Policemanpic.twitter.com/Jc5c0Aa8Ui
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meanwhile gongsun is getting very drunk and feeling sad for himself, which is probably fair, but also means da-joe actually gets to be nice to him for a change
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ok EW gongsun just kissed da-jie AFTER THROWING UP TWICE AND NEGGING HER, THROW THIS WHOLE-ASS MAN IN THE GARBAGE
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DA-JIE I KNOW YOU HAVE ISSUES BUT PLS LOVE YOURSELF, YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS AND ALSO HE IS WAY TOO DRUNK TO BE DOING THIS WITH
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thank u da-jie for recognising that him falling asleep is the sign to Stop, The Bar Should Not Be This Lowpic.twitter.com/GeT0yrcMGe
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elsewhere Bai Yutong is doin a Concern because his workaholic bf hasn’t slept for three days and now has a feverpic.twitter.com/NfOnUqgxUu
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he SAYS he’s gonna sleep on the floor but bitch I Know Where This Is Goingpic.twitter.com/KsYfhPR9No
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SCI Mystery, ep12: a child has been murdered (serious) and there’s some Spooky Ghost Shit going down with the magic murderer (less serious).
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TFW you left a smirky magician locked in your house, but then your boss’s boss takes you to meet them because they’re your new consultantpic.twitter.com/DhwHRZKSns
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