love to have the manifestation of my evil-psychologist-induced evil split personality whisper sweet nothings to me while I sit on the gun range, surrounded by creepy doll babies as I pour ammo out of my handpic.twitter.com/9MUz0H0znP
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lmaooo just two bros going to the urinals together to piss in adjacent stalls while having a conversationpic.twitter.com/vu8UiAgf28
her evil split personality wants her to kill creepy men and honestly -pic.twitter.com/Rs5fN0jW96
I cannot overemphasise how little sense the plot makes in this show
SCI Mystery, ep10: in which a complete shitbird survives being shot by Ma Han’s evil alter ego, which is really a shame because: SHITBIRD
Bai Yutong: my sister is traumatised so you need to be nice to her Also Bai Yutong: ok but she still needs to witness the guy she likes being fake-killed while not being in on it so her authentic reaction can help flush out the killers
TFW your sister slaps someone for something that was definitely your fault and now you’re wondering what she’ll do to youpic.twitter.com/Mjo7oRD5gn
me, yelling thru my cupped hands whenever women in c-dramas or k-dramas are portrayed as being so collectively obsessed with One Dude that they attack any woman who goes near him: DICK IS ABUNDANT AND LOW-VALUE
SCI Mystery, ep11: unless I’m misreading the cues the next big plotline is about to involve an ACTUAL MAGICIAN
lmaooo the world’s greatest magician is appearing in what would seem to be a cafe to an audience of about 30
tfw you are a baby twink detective with the survival skills of a gosling but you’re a magic skeptic and your boss/cousin has dragged you to a magic show and now the hot enby magician is hitting on you in front of a crowdpic.twitter.com/UuucoNLkyU
oh NO baby gosling called magic a scam so now the magician is bullying him by REMOVING HIS BOXERS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AND POINTING OUT THE CUMSTAIN I AM *WHEEZING*pic.twitter.com/CauzDFAI9D
BAI CHI BBY JUST TAKE THE L, YOU DONT NEED TO SHOW THE CROWD YOUR TIGHTY-WIGHTIESpic.twitter.com/mzbk2S99US
listen, Hot Bitchy Enby* Magician is probably going to be evil, but I genuinely don’t care, We Have No Choice But To Stan *not canonical but FIGHT MEpic.twitter.com/LnxtpZue6l
aaaand BAM, right on cue we’ve got an imitation magical murder at the kindergarten
IM CRYING BAI CHI GOT TOLD TO GET OUT ALL THE BOOKS ON MAGIC FROM THE LIBRARY AND HE ASKED “EVEN HARRY POTTER?” AND YUTONG JUST STARED AT HIM
Look at this hardworking bb! Also shoutout to @garthnix - Abhorsen is in that stack!pic.twitter.com/5v5ZM69MB1
I would like to give every gay award to whoever costumed the magician, they are Extremely Gender
Look at the detailing. The scarf! The earring! The beret! Absolutely *chef kiss*pic.twitter.com/cbsapB3Fua
lmaooo the magician swiped his keys and is now in his house
Local Twink Bullied By Gay Magician, Threatens To Call The Police Despite Being A Policemanpic.twitter.com/Jc5c0Aa8Ui
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