he just!! reached in!! and pulled out a single, tiny, individually wrapped chocolate!! BLESS THIS USELESS TWINK
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gongsun preparing to yeet himself away from interrupting Stalker Midriffpic.twitter.com/SR8uUYsve4
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show, I do not Care that gongsun’s current ladyfriend is bound to turn out to be evil, Stalking Is Still Bad!! Even if a sexy lady is doing it to a dude!!
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every ringtone in this show is like being slapped in the ears with pure 2003
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cannot tell if nonsense explanation for da-jie’s paranoid behaviour or very bad english subtitling. suspect it may be both.pic.twitter.com/JQFVhebygK
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I think the jist of the Why My Sister Is Like That talk that Bai Yutong just gave Gongsun was “sorry that she’s got mental issues because of literal brain trauma, I know she’s difficult but please try to tolerate it to help her recover” which is… fine. But stalking is still bad!
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WELP, Yutong immediately ruins this by lying to his drunk sister about Gongsun actually liking her and now she’s gone to drape herself over his car bonnet outside his work after four bottles of wine.


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sidebar, the few white characters in this show seem to be played by Ukrainian actors, who speak fluent Mandarin (as far as I can tell) and strongly accented, slightly halting English - which is a little funny, as they’re playing American characterspic.twitter.com/Va2afD8peH
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given how many times I’ve had to sit through American actors doing appallingly bad British, Irish, Australian, Russian or otherwise non-US accents? feels right, feels good
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love the idea that an in-universe world-famous American actor would just… go to be interviewed by the Hong Kong police, without a lawyer or a PR person
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lmaooo just two bros going to the urinals together to piss in adjacent stalls while having a conversationpic.twitter.com/vu8UiAgf28
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her evil split personality wants her to kill creepy men and honestly -pic.twitter.com/Rs5fN0jW96
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I cannot overemphasise how little sense the plot makes in this show
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SCI Mystery, ep10: in which a complete shitbird survives being shot by Ma Han’s evil alter ego, which is really a shame because: SHITBIRD
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Bai Yutong: my sister is traumatised so you need to be nice to her Also Bai Yutong: ok but she still needs to witness the guy she likes being fake-killed while not being in on it so her authentic reaction can help flush out the killers
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TFW your sister slaps someone for something that was definitely your fault and now you’re wondering what she’ll do to youpic.twitter.com/Mjo7oRD5gn
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me, yelling thru my cupped hands whenever women in c-dramas or k-dramas are portrayed as being so collectively obsessed with One Dude that they attack any woman who goes near him: DICK IS ABUNDANT AND LOW-VALUE
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SCI Mystery, ep11: unless I’m misreading the cues the next big plotline is about to involve an ACTUAL MAGICIAN
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lmaooo the world’s greatest magician is appearing in what would seem to be a cafe to an audience of about 30
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tfw you are a baby twink detective with the survival skills of a gosling but you’re a magic skeptic and your boss/cousin has dragged you to a magic show and now the hot enby magician is hitting on you in front of a crowdpic.twitter.com/UuucoNLkyU
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oh NO baby gosling called magic a scam so now the magician is bullying him by REMOVING HIS BOXERS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AND POINTING OUT THE CUMSTAIN I AM *WHEEZING*pic.twitter.com/CauzDFAI9D
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BAI CHI BBY JUST TAKE THE L, YOU DONT NEED TO SHOW THE CROWD YOUR TIGHTY-WIGHTIESpic.twitter.com/mzbk2S99US
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listen, Hot Bitchy Enby* Magician is probably going to be evil, but I genuinely don’t care, We Have No Choice But To Stan *not canonical but FIGHT MEpic.twitter.com/LnxtpZue6l
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aaaand BAM, right on cue we’ve got an imitation magical murder at the kindergarten
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