(sidebar if there isn't fanfic about da-jie boning her hot twin bodyguards then I will be Very Disappointed with the internet)
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idk why but Bai Chi and his special handbag are SENDING mepic.twitter.com/RFM8n7LLHI
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he just!! reached in!! and pulled out a single, tiny, individually wrapped chocolate!! BLESS THIS USELESS TWINK
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SCI Mystery, ep8: split personalities are depicted as Brain Magic (bad), some baby dolls are shot (questionable) and the ambient homoerotic tension continues to rise (excellent).
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Da-jie, I appreciate that you've stopped stalking Gongsun, but Stalking Him In The First Place Was Super Bad And Perhaps You, A Police Officer, Could Acknowledge This??
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I cannot stress enough how ridiculous the psychology in this show is.
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Literally the argument being made right now is that the two schools in psychology are symbiosis and parasitism. So like. Hmm. HMM.
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SCI Mystery, ep9: and we are STRAIGHT into Evil Psychology Hours, wherein Ma Han, apparently undercover at a gun range with doll babies as the targets, has an Evil Psychologist try to make her develop an Evil Split Personality.pic.twitter.com/TYXLaaZlgv
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POV: your gay work dads aren't mad, they're just disappointedpic.twitter.com/kElsmfV457
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love to have the manifestation of my evil-psychologist-induced evil split personality whisper sweet nothings to me while I sit on the gun range, surrounded by creepy doll babies as I pour ammo out of my handpic.twitter.com/9MUz0H0znP
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back watching SCI Mystery and da-jie is stalking gongsun again, GODDAMIT DA-JIE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
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gongsun preparing to yeet himself away from interrupting Stalker Midriffpic.twitter.com/SR8uUYsve4
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show, I do not Care that gongsun’s current ladyfriend is bound to turn out to be evil, Stalking Is Still Bad!! Even if a sexy lady is doing it to a dude!!
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every ringtone in this show is like being slapped in the ears with pure 2003
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cannot tell if nonsense explanation for da-jie’s paranoid behaviour or very bad english subtitling. suspect it may be both.pic.twitter.com/JQFVhebygK
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I think the jist of the Why My Sister Is Like That talk that Bai Yutong just gave Gongsun was “sorry that she’s got mental issues because of literal brain trauma, I know she’s difficult but please try to tolerate it to help her recover” which is… fine. But stalking is still bad!
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WELP, Yutong immediately ruins this by lying to his drunk sister about Gongsun actually liking her and now she’s gone to drape herself over his car bonnet outside his work after four bottles of wine.


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sidebar, the few white characters in this show seem to be played by Ukrainian actors, who speak fluent Mandarin (as far as I can tell) and strongly accented, slightly halting English - which is a little funny, as they’re playing American characterspic.twitter.com/Va2afD8peH
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given how many times I’ve had to sit through American actors doing appallingly bad British, Irish, Australian, Russian or otherwise non-US accents? feels right, feels good
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love the idea that an in-universe world-famous American actor would just… go to be interviewed by the Hong Kong police, without a lawyer or a PR person
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lmaooo just two bros going to the urinals together to piss in adjacent stalls while having a conversationpic.twitter.com/vu8UiAgf28
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her evil split personality wants her to kill creepy men and honestly -pic.twitter.com/Rs5fN0jW96
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I cannot overemphasise how little sense the plot makes in this show
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SCI Mystery, ep10: in which a complete shitbird survives being shot by Ma Han’s evil alter ego, which is really a shame because: SHITBIRD
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Bai Yutong: my sister is traumatised so you need to be nice to her Also Bai Yutong: ok but she still needs to witness the guy she likes being fake-killed while not being in on it so her authentic reaction can help flush out the killers
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